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| TYPICAL EXAMPLE OF A WELSH GRUBBER |
Reasons Wales should be nuked 1. They cost millions in benefits a year because they all got caught out and lost their jobs because of electricity. 2. When England invaded instead of fighting they pretended they were magical Druids and sang at the army, very clever. 3. Stereophonics 4. You need 5 pints of phlegm in your mouth to pronounce place names. 5. Wales is populated by grubby inbreds. 6. Shirley fucking Bassey. 7. They are soley responsible for the decline in the sheep population as they keep rupturing their ovaries while sodomising them. 8. They are an embarrassment to the British Isles in every major sporting event. 9. They don't seem to accept they're lower down on the evolutionary scale to humans. 10. Their main terrorist group sets fire to hay sheds, so if any survive there won't be much comeback. 11. There football players still have mullets. | ||||||||||||||||
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Reasons everyone should be bettsied constantly No work related stress problems. No fights down the pub. Everyone would get on really really well. You'd have loads of people to go on holiday with even if you'd just met them. How easy would it be to pull? A huge boom in the mineral water industry. A boom for the chewing gum industry. White gloves would become fashionable. Peoples musical horizons would broaden (as long as it's got a beat man) Bongela would get well deserved recognition as a quality over the counter pharmecutical product. As would Vicks. There's nothing like the first rushes as you come up. | There would be no beautiful people only gurners | ||||||||||||||||
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Reasons why Americans don't have a clue BUSH They call Football 'Soccer' All Sports only played in America have finals called the World something e.g. World Series. Swing Music The Audiences on 'Rikki Lake' etc. Country and Fucking Western. They were cheering for the rednecks in 'Deliverance' Banjo playing inbreds. Dick Van Dykes accent in 'Mary Poppins' They think the British stop everything for a cup of tea. They eat too much. They're just arrogant, annoying bastards at the end of the day. | ||||||||||||||||
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